I don’t even know what to say about this one. Here’s the set-up: I’d invited Shaniqua, the prematurely dismissed whore from my ill-fated dinner party, to my place this evening for a little quality time. Make no mistake, though — by “quality time,” I mean hardcore dirty monkey sex. And plenty of it.

Now, longtime visitors to this blog will recall my fondness for rim jobs. Fortunately for me, this isn’t just a service Shaniqua’s willing to provide; it’s her specialty. Unfortunately for her, I had Mexican for lunch. Lots of Mexican. Which, for me, inevitably means corresponding levels of diarrhea. You do the math.

Not that it was all bad. I mean, I did gain a new fetish. You gotta take your victories where you can find them, folks.

Categories: Dating, Food, Leisure

Tags: Bowel Movements, Dating, Food, Leisure, Mexican Culture, Rim Jobs