About
The former President of U.S. Marketing for multinational mega-conglomerate Luddite, Crapstone & Fuchs (LCF), Oswald “Oz” Jameson Carver III is now a heavily in-demand freelance marketing guru who frequently sounds off on various social issues of the day, including (but certainly not limited to):
- Business
- Politics
- Leisure
- Dating
- Self Defense
- Culture
Moreover, Mr. Carver’s famous naked massages are always available at no cost to his female admirers. Provided, of course, that they aren’t ugly. Namaste.
Goldline International
Purdue Pharma
