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When not serving as President of U.S. Marketing for multinational mega-conglomerate Luddite, Crapstone & Fuchs (LCF), Oswald “Oz” Jameson Carver III sounds off on various social issues of the day, including (but certainly not limited to):

  • Business
  • Politics
  • Leisure
  • Dating
  • Self Defense
  • Culture

Moreover, Mr. Carver’s famous naked massages are always available at no cost to his female admirers. Provided, of course, that they aren’t ugly. Namaste.

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