Comments for Oz's Funhouse http://oswaldcarver.com This Is Where I, Oswald Carver, Tell It Like It Is. If You Don't Like It, You Can Kiss My Fat Republican Ass. Fri, 11 Jun 2010 01:55:48 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ Comment on I Feel Bad For This Van Der Sloot Kid by michellefrommadison http://oswaldcarver.com/2010/06/09/i-feel-bad-for-this-van-der-sloot-kid/#comment-88 michellefrommadison Fri, 11 Jun 2010 01:55:48 +0000 http://oswaldcarver.com/?p=1213#comment-88 And, by the looks of things right now, the confession will get tossed. For those people that think the confession has any merit are the same types of people who have said that Joran is a liar and you can‘t believe a word he says. Whole thing is a bit funny. :) And, by the looks of things right now, the confession will get tossed. For those people that think the confession has any merit are the same types of people who have said that Joran is a liar and you can‘t believe a word he says. Whole thing is a bit funny. :)

]]> Comment on I Hate It When People Die Owing Me Money by altonwoods http://oswaldcarver.com/2010/05/26/i-hate-it-when-people-die-owing-me-money/#comment-77 altonwoods Wed, 26 May 2010 20:41:31 +0000 http://oswaldcarver.com/?p=1172#comment-77 Your a funny guy...I mean funny as in ha,ha, not the strange type. Be well friend! Your a funny guy…I mean funny as in ha,ha, not the strange type. Be well friend!

]]> Comment on I’m Going Hunting by Why Did I Trust That Shifty Devil? « Oz's Funhouse http://oswaldcarver.com/2010/05/13/im-going-hunting/#comment-76 Why Did I Trust That Shifty Devil? « Oz's Funhouse Mon, 17 May 2010 20:07:52 +0000 http://oswaldcarver.com/?p=1151#comment-76 [...] Leisure, Mysteries, Politics, Violence by Oswald Carver Remember last Thursday, when I said I was going hunting with a former U.S. Vice President? And that I was going to wear a lot of bright, reflective [...] [...] Leisure, Mysteries, Politics, Violence by Oswald Carver Remember last Thursday, when I said I was going hunting with a former U.S. Vice President? And that I was going to wear a lot of bright, reflective [...]

]]> Comment on I Need A More Discreet Drug Dealer by Oswald Carver http://oswaldcarver.com/2010/04/02/i-need-a-more-discreet-drug-dealer/#comment-50 Oswald Carver Fri, 02 Apr 2010 21:25:44 +0000 http://oswaldcarver.com/?p=943#comment-50 What? I'm not an addict -- I'm a user. Because of my back pain, of course. I can't help it if legitimate doctors refuse to believe how much pain I'm in, forcing me into less-than-legal channels. Anyhow, I can quit anytime I choose. Expect paperwork from my libel attorneys shortly! What? I’m not an addict — I’m a user. Because of my back pain, of course. I can’t help it if legitimate doctors refuse to believe how much pain I’m in, forcing me into less-than-legal channels.

Anyhow, I can quit anytime I choose. Expect paperwork from my libel attorneys shortly!

]]> Comment on I Need A More Discreet Drug Dealer by Cynthia Gralla http://oswaldcarver.com/2010/04/02/i-need-a-more-discreet-drug-dealer/#comment-49 Cynthia Gralla Fri, 02 Apr 2010 20:06:51 +0000 http://oswaldcarver.com/?p=943#comment-49 I just KNEW Oswald was an Oxy addict. The phrase "hillbilly fauna" is hilarious. I just KNEW Oswald was an Oxy addict. The phrase “hillbilly fauna” is hilarious.

]]> Comment on Color Me Relieved by Oswald Carver http://oswaldcarver.com/2010/02/20/color-me-relieved/#comment-23 Oswald Carver Sat, 20 Feb 2010 23:00:12 +0000 http://oswaldcarver.wordpress.com/?p=386#comment-23 You task me, woman! If you are a woman, that is. Frankly, I've begun to suspect that you're secretly LCF's president of consumer affairs, Dick Needley, in disguise. You task me, woman! If you are a woman, that is. Frankly, I’ve begun to suspect that you’re secretly LCF’s president of consumer affairs, Dick Needley, in disguise.

]]> Comment on Color Me Relieved by Adel http://oswaldcarver.com/2010/02/20/color-me-relieved/#comment-22 Adel Sat, 20 Feb 2010 22:11:15 +0000 http://oswaldcarver.wordpress.com/?p=386#comment-22 You sure got lucky. Heh heh. You sure got lucky. Heh heh.

]]> Comment on How Sweet It Is by Oswald Carver http://oswaldcarver.com/2010/02/19/how-sweet-it-is/#comment-20 Oswald Carver Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:30:23 +0000 http://oswaldcarver.wordpress.com/?p=368#comment-20 I'd sooner wear a raincoat while showering, or wrap my food in plastic baggies prior to dining. Besides, PPE tests their girls on a daily basis and is adjacent to an abortion clinic. Nothing to fear there. I’d sooner wear a raincoat while showering, or wrap my food in plastic baggies prior to dining. Besides, PPE tests their girls on a daily basis and is adjacent to an abortion clinic. Nothing to fear there.

]]> Comment on How Sweet It Is by missadel http://oswaldcarver.com/2010/02/19/how-sweet-it-is/#comment-19 missadel Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:08:48 +0000 http://oswaldcarver.wordpress.com/?p=368#comment-19 Wear a rubber, Carver! We don't need any more of your kind. Wear a rubber, Carver! We don’t need any more of your kind.

]]> Comment on Stop Harassing My Secretaries by Oswald Carver http://oswaldcarver.com/2010/02/16/stop-harassing-my-secretaries/#comment-15 Oswald Carver Thu, 18 Feb 2010 01:05:33 +0000 http://oswaldcarver.wordpress.com/?p=301#comment-15 You have no idea. What kind of man criticizes a non-paid date's dress AND dancing skills all in the same evening? He'll no doubt face a lifetime of brutal keyboard beatings if he doesn't learn to pace himself. You have no idea. What kind of man criticizes a non-paid date’s dress AND dancing skills all in the same evening? He’ll no doubt face a lifetime of brutal keyboard beatings if he doesn’t learn to pace himself.

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