I awoke this morning in a damp, musty basement that reeked of incense, stale sweat, moldy pizza, soiled underpants, cat litter, marijuana, and despair. My head was throbbing, my skin felt like burned ice, and the most horrible hip hop… Read More ›
Tag Archive for ‘Music’
J Is For Jack
The sweet sounds of AC/DC blasted through my open driver’s side window while I sat at a red light, enjoying a fine cigar that cost more than your average third-world family might make in a decade. Head bobbing in time to… Read More ›
D Is For Druggist
I’d been waiting around the parking lot of a local McDonald’s for a good fifteen minutes when my black-market prescription-medication procurer Skynyrd Dave finally arrived. He was driving a bright-yellow ‘70s-era Camaro with severe muffler issues, Nazareth’s “Hair of the… Read More ›
This New Pope Is Even Lamer Than The Last One
SSDP. Not a week has gone by since the new pope got elected, and he’s already out there using populist sentiment to stir up sympathy for the poor and the weak. Pathetic. Moreover, it’s redundant. After all, there isn’t an… Read More ›
Frankly, I’m Not Sure If This Is Turning Me On Or Freaking Me Out
I mean seriously, what kind of woman walks into the beauty parlor and says, “Give me the Dee Dee Ramone?” Are we sure she’s not a lesbian?
My Ukelele Lessons Are Going Swimmingly
Thanks for asking. I’d stay and chat, but I’m this close to mastering Rush’s “2112″ on this thing and don’t want to lose my train of thought. Ciao.
