Remember the Soviet Union? That cool hammer-and-sickle flag? And the uniforms? Not to mention their nuclear capabilities. That’s what I call an appropriate enemy for the good ol’ U.S. of A.
Not like these goddamn Islamic terrorists. Just a bunch of bearded nuts living in caves, blowing the shit out of school busses and whatnot. They don’t even have their own country, for christ’s sake — they’re homeless! And Osama bin Laden? Well, let’s just say he’s no Josef Stalin and leave it at that.
We should see about bringing the Russkies back. I bet Vladimir Putin would be up for it. Glasnost never would’ve happened under his watch, that’s for sure.