Where’s The Next-Gen Aerosol Cheese?

I’m tired of hearing about “next-gen” video game systems, cellphones, computers, etc. Never mind all that. It’s time to get serious. It’s time to bring Cheez Whiz into the 21st century.

It was created in what, 1942? Wasn’t it part of the war effort or something? Regardless, we’re long overdue for a successor. Hell, isn’t that why we have scientists? To invent bigger and better things? Shit or get off the pot, you eggheads.

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