I’m Badly Constipated

Dear sweet lord in heaven, it’s like my bowels are locked tight with super glue. I’ve tried everything: greasy food, hot sauce, liquor. Nothing works. I’m doomed.

Then again, maybe a rim job from one of Madame Ching’s skilled masseuses would do the trick. I’ll let you know how it turns out.

Categories: Dating, Food, Health

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