Pigs Suck

Guess who just got a speeding ticket? Here’s a hint — you’re reading his blog right now.

The pig “caught” me doing 63 in a 45 zone. On a six-lane, non-residential roadway. What bullshit. Especially considering that the only people who drive slower than 60 in such conditions are old women and retards. Of which I am neither.

At any rate, it’s $180 down the drain. Guess I’ll have to forego my usual Saturday night prostitute this week. In the meantime, here’s hoping that pig catches cancer from his radar gun. Testicular cancer.

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