I Hate It When I Crap The Bed

It was another one of those mornings — dreaming I was lying in a muddy field, only to wake up to the sharp smell of fresh shit. What a bother. Not to mention embarrassing, seeing as two whores were in bed with me.

Oh well, it’s not like I have to clean it up; the maid’ll be here inside an hour. If she doesn’t like it, she can lump it.

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