I’ve Been Indisposed

Sorry I haven’t written to you in awhile, but I just had a gallstone removed. And let me tell you, it hurt like a bitch. This is no ordinary gallstone we’re talking about. You could choke a baby with this thing. I might just do that, given the mood I’m in.

No, I have bigger plans for this beauty — I’m having it set on a new pinky ring. I can’t wait ’til the yes-men down at the office bend over and kiss it for the first time; that’s gonna be hilarious.

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