I Love Me Some Secretaries

Maybe you didn’t know it, but today is National Secretary Day. So hugs and kisses to all you hot tomato secretaries out there. Sure, they call it “National Administrative Professionals Day” these days, but where I come from we call a spade a spade. Besides, if I didn’t just pay you money for a rim job, you’re no pro in my book.

So what did I do for my secretary? Same thing I do every year: gave her a dozen roses, a pinch on the ass, and a coupon for one free naked massage from yours truly. What can I say? I’m a classy guy. Especially when it comes to broads.

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