A Pox Of AIDS On Whoever Gave Me This Cold

Goddamn people these days. They don’t have enough sense to stay home when they’re sick, and as a result I now have a tremendous bitch of a head cold. It’s one of those progressive numbers too, steadily getting worse for three straight days. Hell, it was already bad enough yesterday that I couldn’t get it up for my usual Saturday night “date.” You can imagine my embarrassment.

Anyway, I guess I’ll pay a visit to Doc Steinbrau if I don’t see signs of improvement by tomorrow morning. That or drill a hole in one of my ears. One way or another, I’m getting sinus relief.

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