Don’t get me wrong, it’s a damn good show. And that’s coming from a man who hates science fiction. In fact, I once set fire to a kid back in high school shop class ’cause he was always going on about robots and spaceships and all that crazy shit. But that’s not the point. The point is, Battlestar Galactica isn’t a great show for one simple reason: no naked boobies.
I mean, goddamn. What’s the use in changing half the male characters from the original series into chicks if they’re not going to pop their tops on a regular basis? Hello? Even the space whore in season 2 didn’t get naked on camera — what the hell was that all about? It’s like hiring a monkey and not forcing it to eat a banana.
Speaking of hiring, maybe I should give Madame Ching’s a call to see if they’ve got any whores who look like Boomer. You know, bring the mountain to Mohammed. I’ll let you know how it works out.