My name is Oswald Carver. There are only four things that you need to know about me:
1) I’m very rich.
2) I’m very fat.
3) I’m very — very — Republican.
4) I used to have a “blog” at Blogger.com by the same name. But the dumb shit who ran it for me lost the keys, so to speak, so we can no longer access it. Needless to say, he has been fired.
At any rate, I’m going to spend the next several days importing my old posts to this new site. In the meantime, why don’t you go do something useful. If you’re poor, this would include having yourself spayed or neutered so as to halt the steady growth of your disgusting socioeconomic class.