Four years ago today, I started the original Oz’s Funhouse blog over at Blogger.com. And while I did take more than three years off starting on November 22 of that year, I suppose this is technically the fourth anniversary of the debut. To celebrate, I plan on downing a couple of “Hillbilly Mimosas.” E.G., drink an entire bottle of champagne in one go, wash it down with a pint of orange juice, and repeat. Ahh, sweet nectar.
Alright, so I do that every weekend morning. Maybe a few weekdays, too. What of it? Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? It doesn’t make me an alcoholic either, if that’s what you’re thinking. For one thing, alcoholics go to meetings. For another, they’ll drink anything. I, on the other hand, only partake of the finest spirits.
Anyhow, thanks for ruining my anniversary celebration with your bullshit guilt trip; I’ll be sure to poop on your cake the next time your birthday rolls around.