Well, I guess my new site administrator is really earning his pay. Which isn’t saying much, considering that he works for far less than minimum wage. Still, I have to admit that I like what he’s done with the place — a no-nonsense military journalist look that’s worlds above the lifeless black-and-gray I’ve been dealing with since my return.
Also, be sure to check out the new feature he added: Page 4, which will showcase a different large-breasted — though unfortunately, fully clothed — bimbo every week. It’s accessible from the far right of the header. No mistake there; all the best things in life can be found on the far right.
Anyhow, I’m off to chug a fifth of Jägermeister before settling in for a night of midget porn on Tivo. Try not to break anything while I’m gone.