Not for myself — I’m not a megalomaniac, after all. Regardless of what Harry Fagina over in Human Resources might say. No, I’ve started one in support of some American icons that have been much-maligned as of late: school textbooks from the Great State of Texas.
I’m not really sure what their beef is, but the usual bunch of hippies, perverts and flag-burners have been going crazy about these perfectly acceptable educational aids. And whenever liberals get mad about something, it’s a safe bet that I’ll support whatever it is they’re railing against. Sadly, Texas Textbooks didn’t already have a Facebook page of their own, so I had to take matters into my own hands.
Anyhow, feel free to join if you have a Facebook account. There’s no cost, and it might even make you more popular with the ladies. Thicker and wider, too. If you know what I mean.