If anyone asks, I don’t know anything about Luddite, Crapstone & Fuchs’ consumer affairs president, Dick Needley, taking a tumble down the stairs earlier today. I wasn’t anywhere in the area. In fact, if you could say that I was meeting with you at the time, that would be great.
Stop looking at me like that, he’ll be fine. Sure, a neck brace will probably be required for a few months, but the doctors say he’s going to pull through. Besides, like I said, I wasn’t involved.
Anyhow, thanks for your help. Now if you’ll excuse me — Internet porn awaits. Ciao.