Somebody Call The Guinness People

This is Captain Oswald J. Carver III, coming to you live from the bridge of the S.S. Hot Tub of Love. And I’m pleased to report that there are currently twenty naked call girls stuffed in here with me.

Is it a new record? Who cares. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some serious motorboating to do. Toot toot, me hearties. Toot toot.

Categories: Dating, Leisure

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