There’s really no point in expounding on today’s headline, is there? The only thing I’ll add is, this was my first time visiting a Walmart. And I will never, ever, in a billion years, even consider stepping foot inside of another one.
Also: I was the fittest person in that store. Seriously. One woman even referred to me as “Slim” as she clawed past me to get to what looked like mass-manufactured deep-fried marshmallow pies. At least I think it was a woman. All I know is, it had tremendous breasts. And a beard. So who knows.
At any rate, Walmart is a horrible place and I’d sooner eat dog shit than shop there again. On that you have my word.