I’ll Have A Cinco De Tequila, Too

Any holiday that invites observers to overindulge in margaritas, Mexican food, and fireworks is okay in my book. As a result, I have no reservations in wishing you a very happy Cinco de Mayo.

Additionally, this strikes me as a good time to take stock of the many reasons why Mexico deserves our continued patronizing admiration:

  • Tacos.
  • Burritos.
  • Tequila.
  • Luchadores.
  • Donkey shows.
  • Women who will do anything for a dime. Sometimes literally.
  • Cheap, no-questions-asked prescription drugs.
  • World-class gardeners.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I must be off to Pete’s Poontang Emporium, where two sultry senoritas await my amorous attention this evening. Until mañana — adios, muchachos.

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