Any holiday that invites observers to overindulge in margaritas, Mexican food, and fireworks is okay in my book. As a result, I have no reservations in wishing you a very happy Cinco de Mayo.
Additionally, this strikes me as a good time to take stock of the many reasons why Mexico deserves our continued patronizing admiration:
- Donkey shows.
- Women who will do anything for a dime. Sometimes literally.
- Cheap, no-questions-asked prescription drugs.
- World-class gardeners.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I must be off to Pete’s Poontang Emporium, where two sultry senoritas await my amorous attention this evening. Until mañana — adios, muchachos.