My urethral meatus is red, I’m discharging pus, and it hurts to pee. No doubt about it: I have gonorrhea.
Oh well. At this point in my life, the clap is like an old, out-of-town friend who always visits at inconvenient times. I’ve made an appointment with Doc Steinbrau for tomorrow, so hopefully I’ll be right as rain soon enough.
But in the meantime, no real update for you today. Unless you count hearing about my latest bout with an STD as an update, in which case you are one very sick individual. Seek help.