A Literally Ugly Pattern Is Emerging

It should come as no surprise that Barack Hussein Obama — a man who had absolutely no executive experience before becoming our nation’s first usurper-president — has chosen a Supreme Court candidate with absolutely no judicial experience to fill the slot being vacated by notorious liberal dandy John Paul Stevens.

What is shocking, however, is the obvious litmus test he’s using when it comes to selecting Supreme Court nominees. No, I’m not talking about their views on abortion, nor whether or not they truly believe that the Constitution is the supreme law of the land (hint: they don’t). It goes deeper than that. Skin deep, if you will.

That’s right: I’m saying that Obama wants a Supreme Court stocked with nothing but women. More specifically, he wants fat, ugly women. Trying to shoehorn females into a court that was created by and intended for men is insulting enough, but making them ugly to boot? That’s really beyond the pale.

At any rate, that’s my two cents. Senators and congressmen, please heed the call by voting “Hell No!” on Elena “Peppermint Patty” Kagan when she comes up for review. Your country and my eyeballs thank you in advance.

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