It’s Not You, It’s Me

I hate to keep doing this to you, but I’m going back into radio silence until Monday at the earliest. There’s just a lot on my plate right now what with quarterly reviews being right around the corner, and I need to focus on maximizing my share of the billions in upcoming bonuses rather than providing you with free entertainment.

In the meantime, please direct any questions to my butler, Montgomery. And consider updating your wardrobe while you’re at it. Ciao.

Categories: Business, Site News


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