I Hate Weddings

Sorry for the extended absence. Like I said at the time of my last post, I’ve been busy with quarterly reviews. Moreover, I had to attend a wedding this weekend. Propriety dictates that I not reveal whose wedding, but I will say that the groom is a well known talk radio pundit with political views and physical dimensions that are similar to my own.

If that’s not a big enough hint, then I’ll add that a very famous — and very gay — musical icon provided the entertainment. Which, fortunately, did not involve shoving anything into, nor removing anything from, his rectum.

Needless to say, the event was dreadful. For one thing, it’s always sad when a man who should know better allows an obvious gold-digger to sink her claws into his vast wealth. For another, my “date” refused to allow any backdoor entry, if you can believe that. She’s a prostitute, for christ’s sake! And she won’t go far in her chosen line of work with that sort of attitude, I’ll tell you that much.

Anyhow, I should be back to regular posting tomorrow. In the meantime, why don’t you do something useful with your time. If you’re poor, this might include killing yourself so as to alleviate some of the overpopulation problem that the liberals are always going on about. Good day to you.

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