I Feel Bad For This Van Der Sloot Kid

There but for the grace of… well, my own common sense go I. Let’s face it, this unfortunately named young Dutchman isn’t the first wealthy scion to kill a few bimbos. Nor will he be the last. In fact, though my lawyers will no doubt have epileptic seizures once they see this blog post, I may or may not have a few female skeletons in my closet, too.

But if that is the case — and I’m in no way confirming that it is — I can assure you that I was smart enough to never kill someone who came from a loving, caring family. For one thing, it brings way too many questions. As van der Sloot can no doubt attest! For another, there’s simply no reason to. Not with the never-ending supply of sexually abused young women-turned-prostitutes that our modern society continues to churn out at a rate that some would call alarming (but that I call just right).

Speaking of which, I’m running a little late for two-for-one night down at Pete’s Poontang Emporium, so I must bid you adieu. All the best whores are taken by 9:00 p.m., and I don’t want to get stuck with Fat Patty and her ugly sister Velma again. So until next time, adios.

Categories: Culture, Dating, Legal, Leisure, Motivation, Violence

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1 reply

  1. And, by the looks of things right now, the confession will get tossed. For those people that think the confession has any merit are the same types of people who have said that Joran is a liar and you can‘t believe a word he says. Whole thing is a bit funny. 🙂

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