I mean seriously, what kind of woman walks into the beauty parlor and says, “Give me the Dee Dee Ramone?” Are we sure she’s not a lesbian?
From left: First Lady Dee Dee Ramone and Ramones bassist/songwriter/vocalist Michelle Obama
Frankly, I’m Not Sure If This Is Turning Me On Or Freaking Me Out
I Don’t Know Any Muslims So This Ban Business Is Fine By Me 
I Can’t Believe What My Eyes Are Seeing 
The Trump Train Keeps A Rollin’ 
You Down With DJT? Yeah You Know Me 