Sure, lots of females love my Cleveland Steamers. Some particularly disturbed members of the fairer sex even swear by my Moscow Dump Trucks. But no “woman” as ugly, mannish, and… and… liberal as Hillary Rodham Clinton will ever know the rejuvenating delights of my homegrown fecal ambrosia, no matter how much she begs for it. What do I look like, some kind of jive turkey?
In Your Dreams, Hillary