Yes — I’ve outlasted another Pope.
For those keeping score at home, that’s 5 for me and 0 for the Popes. What can I say? My evil is strong.
Speaking of which, while I’d love to stay and chat… Wait, strike that. In all honesty I hate chatting with 99 percenters. But that’s not the point. The point is, there are a lot of Catholic churches in the area, and I love capitalizing on power vacuums. It is, after all, how I make my living. Peace out.
If it’s any consolation, he quit the Hitler Youth too.
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