Hot damn, the upstanding, patriotic members of the U.S. House passed steely eyed wunderkind Paul Ryan’s budget today. Which is great in and of itself, but let’s face it: Unless Comrade Hussein Marx Obama Tse-Tung and his stooges in the Senate have a Christmas Carol-style visit from the ghosts of America Past, Present, and Future, chances are this bold initiative isn’t going anywhere.
I know, I know — it’s horrible to even contemplate another cock-blocking maneuver from the Washington libtard elites, but please don’t shoot the messenger. See, I fully understand that elections have consequences. Hell, even children understand that. Unfortunately for the country, DemocRATS are apparently less knowledgeable than your average snot-nosed 6-year-old when it comes to this and many other subjects. As a result, they have no qualms about thwarting the will of the people each and every time the
democratically conservatively elected House passes a groundbreaking, brilliant piece of legislation like the latest Ryan budget. Frankly, it’s enough to make me sick.
The fact is, America had the chance to strip the House away from the GOP last November, but we didn’t. Hell, it never even crossed our minds. Instead, we chose to keep the GOP in power there while giving Democrats the laughable table scraps that are the Senate and executive branch. But if the commies on the far left insist on continuing with this childish behavior, we’ll have no choice but to take everything away from them in 2016. Mark my words!
On a completely unrelated note, I’m pretty sure I inadvertently crapped my pants about 20 minutes ago and my office is really starting to stink, so I need to go freshen up. And maybe see about having one of the secretaries run out and buy me a new pair of pants. Until next time, stay strong and carry on.