Hope your day is going well folks, but bear in mind that I’m never sincere about such pleasantries. What I am sincere about, though, is my newfound admiration for a leading conservative light who was off my radar until this morning: the honorable former executive director of the South Carolina Republican Party, self-styled “Honey Badger of American Politics,” and Twitter kingpin Todd Kincannon.

Honey Badger has nothing on Todd Kincannon when it comes to not caring.
Despite the fact that he came to my attention via a Daily Beast article that can most charitably be described as a hit piece, I think Kincannon’s exactly the kind of kick-in-the-ass the GOP needs. He’s certainly head and shoulders above the kowtowing appeasement monkeys who have been suggesting that Republicans stop being Republicans in order to win more elections, that’s for sure. Why, just take a look at some of the heaters he’s been throwing on Twitter, then try and tell me that he doesn’t have the right stuff.
.@mikeprysner You are an Iraq veteran? Shame you didn’t come home in a body bag.
— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) March 24, 2013
Shit, apparently everybody got all sandy vaginaed about me wishing that communist bastard dead and I totally missed it until right now.
— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) March 25, 2013
I respect folks who served in the military, except for the ones who are total pieces of shit. John Kerry, for example.
— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) March 26, 2013
Somebody text me the next time there’s a wave of sandy vaginitis about me and I’m not online. Hell, I missed out on all the fun today.
— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) March 26, 2013
Son, politics is no more my job than blowing the mailman is your wife’s. It’s just a fun hobby. MT @tfcochran Yes, well, this was your “job”
— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) March 26, 2013
He’s too old for an abortion and I ain’t his momma. RT @johnjwyatt What is stopping you from trying to kill him yourself?
— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) March 27, 2013
I hate white Marxists and black Marxists and Chinaman Marxists. I hate straight Marxists and gay Marxists and tranny Marxists.
— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) March 27, 2013
I hate Jew Marxists and Gentile Marxists. I hate dude Marxists and chick Marxists. I hate old Marxists and young Marxists. And so on.
— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) March 27, 2013
And my personal favorite (because really, who hasn’t been duped by the porn industry at one point or another?):
How can that girl be an amateur when I swear I’ve seen her in other porn before? Wait a minute… I’m being lied to!
— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) March 28, 2013
Anyhow, there’s lots more like this on his Twitter feed so if you’re need of inspiration, be sure to add @ToddKincannon to your list of fake friends and people you aspire to stalk. By all means, please tell ’em Oz sent you.
Categories: Motivation, Politics