Good lord, where does the time go? Seems like just yesterday that I launched this “blog,” as the hep kids call it, yet my VP of communications tells me it’s been eleven years. Eleven! That might not sound like much in the grand scheme of things, but consider this: It’s just long enough for a woman to go from being a precocious seven-year-old to starring in a Barely Legal photo spread. Emphasis on the spread. Bet you never looked at it that way before, have you?
On a related note, today also happens to be my 57th birthday, a milestone that, when added to the aforementioned seven-year-old’s age, turns her into a decrepit crone incapable of igniting all but the most deranged men’s passions. Come to think of it, the same thing could be argued about adding 37 years. Or even 27 years in some cases. But I digress.
At any rate, please send all anniversary and/or birthday gifts to my estate in East Egg, New York–check with my butler Montgomery if you need the address. Until next time, toodle-oo.
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