Cry Me A River

Sweet Jesus, it was a real scene down at the office today. Turns out my secretary, Miss Cashtushy, was having a rough day. Which wouldn’t normally bother me; I’m largely immune to other people’s miseries. Unfortunately, her tears were standing… Read More ›

That’s More Like It

Free at last. After making a very vigorous complaint to Luddite, Crapstone & Fuchs’ Human Resources director, I’ve been rewarded with the services of the lovely — and very young — Miss Sugarteats until my usual personal assistant, Miss Cashtushy,… Read More ›