Color Me Relieved

Excellent news. My lead criminal defense attorney, Buzz Goldenrod, just called to assure me that I won’t be facing any charges over my latest dead hooker incident. Let’s just say that Buzz is close, personal friends with the county coroner,… Read More ›


Whew, that was a lot of work. Or rather my houseboy and blog administrator, Kang, keeps telling me it was a lot of work. Not that I believe a word that comes out of his filthy mouth, mind you. But… Read More ›