Hot Damn

Good news; Pete’s Poontang Emporium has a new girl, Mandy, who’s amenable to my recently acquired fetish. Needless to say, I’m eager to test her out. Actually, the test drive’s already begun — Mandy’s thumb is currently jammed up my ass,… Read More ›

Free At Last

“Linda?” “Yes? With whom am I speaking?” “It’s me, Oz — Oswald Carver, an old friend of Ken’s.” “Oh, Oswald, of course. How nice to hear from you.” “Yeah,” I said. “Look, I just heard the good news. You know,… Read More ›

Coming Clean

Wondering where I’ve been for the past week? Fine, I’ll tell you: I’ve been “drying out.” That’s right, rehab. Why? Well, for my, uh, OxyContin add… add… Look, I don’t have to spell it out for you, do I? Let’s… Read More ›