Politics

Let Freedom Ring

April 15. Tax Day. Or as I like to call it, Various Federal, State & Local Governments Rummaging Through My Wallet in Order to Buy Clean Needles for Junkies and Other Unconstitutional Purchases Day. But, like millions thousands of other… Read More ›

March Fan Mail

This won’t come as a surprise to those who follow the Nielsen Blog Ratings, but my little soapbox here has been a smash hit since it returned in February. The upside is, tons of topless pictures from admiring female followers…. Read More ›

I’ve Seen The Light

When I awoke this morning, I realized something that I’ve probably known all along had I ever stopped to think about it: despite my vast wealth, possessions, rabid womanizing and freewheeling bachelor lifestyle, I am an empty vessel. None of… Read More ›

I Heart You Sarah Palin

Just a quick follow-up to yesterday’s post — how did I miss this beautiful bit of hate-mongering from the lovely Sarah Palin’s Facebook page? Hell yes. That woman clearly doesn’t know the meaning of “beating around the bush.” Though I’d… Read More ›

They Turned Me Loose

I’m pleased to report that I’m finally back at my palatial estate following a very harrowing weekend¬†at sea. However, my attorneys have asked me to avoid discussing any new criminal charges which may or may not have been filed against… Read More ›