“And it’s Hairy Dumplings by a nose!” the announcer screamed over the PA down at the local race track. “Hairy Dumplings wins it by a nose!” “Goddammit!” I shouted before lunging towards my associate, Skynyrd Dave, and clocking him in… Read More ›
Now. Or I swear to christ I’ll kill every hooker in this cabana. That is all.
There’s really no point in expounding on today’s headline, is there? The only thing I’ll add is, this was my first time visiting a Walmart. And I will never, ever, in a billion years, even consider stepping foot inside of… Read More ›