I just got back from a three-martini lunch at my favorite strip club, Boobs-a-Poppin’, which in itself is a bit of an oddity. See, when I make a midday trip to that dimly lit slice of heaven, it generally means… Read More ›
Academy Awards
Congratulations To Jeff Bridges
Transcript of phone call placed on March 8, 2010 at 3:47 a.m. PT to the private residence of overrated actor George Clooney: [Repeated ringing.] George Clooney: Yeah. Who… Unidentified Caller: CLOOOOOOOOOONEY! GC: What? Who is this? UC: CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEY! GC: Seriously…. Read More ›