Greetings, Proud Americans. Oz here, and though I’m currently entertaining a bushel of women from Pete’s Pussycat Emporium and therefore have very little time to chat — no, scratch that. The fact is, I simply don’t like chatting with you people, regardless… Read More ›
Advice
A Literally Ugly Pattern Is Emerging
It should come as no surprise that Barack Hussein Obama — a man who had absolutely no executive experience before becoming our nation’s first usurper-president — has chosen a Supreme Court candidate with absolutely no judicial experience to fill the… Read More ›
It Takes Money To Make Money
Since when did the phrase fiscal responsibility become synonymous with tightfisted cheapness? I’m referring, of course, to the recent “revelation” that the Republican National Committee is A) serious about winning elections and B) not run by a bunch of Amish… Read More ›
Get The Hell Out Of The Left Lane
Seriously, what is it with you retards? Puttering along, sometimes not even doing the goddamned speed limit, and god’s holy bunghole forbid you should ever get the hell out of the way of faster traffic, no matter how wide the… Read More ›