I suppose I should have been more on my guard what with all the recent reports of cyber-espionage being perpetrated by the Yellow Menace against various American corporations. Nevertheless, I was quite surprised to find evidence of such activity at… Read More ›
Asian Culture
St. Valentine Was A Syphilitic Fraud
“Montgomery!” I bellowed after returning home from work this afternoon. “Mont-gom-er-y!” Half a second later, my layabout butler emerged from the kitchen. “‘Allo, guv’nor!” he said, smiling broadly. “And how was it at the office today, wot wot?” “Terrible,” I… Read More ›
Being A Father Is Hard Work
I awoke this morning to a series of strange, violent sounds emanating from the pool area behind my palatial estate: yells, grunts, and smacking sounds, like fists hitting flesh. I arose from my whore-filled bed and threw on a robe… Read More ›
Old People Suck Ass
So I went golfing today. Not the best weather for it — overcast and drizzly throughout — but nothing a rough customer like myself couldn’t handle. Old people, however, are another matter. Take the geezers who were playing ahead of… Read More ›
Formula For Happiness
Me + Saturday Night + 5 Vietnamese Whores = A very relaxed Sunday morning. As soon as I get all these whores out of here, that is.