Bowel Movements

Finally

Whew, that was a lot of work. Or rather my houseboy and blog administrator, Kang, keeps telling me it was a lot of work. Not that I believe a word that comes out of his filthy mouth, mind you. But… Read More ›

Hot Damn

Good news; Pete’s Poontang Emporium has a new girl, Mandy, who’s amenable to my recently acquired fetish. Needless to say, I’m eager to test her out. Actually, the test drive’s already begun — Mandy’s thumb is currently jammed up my ass,… Read More ›