Ah, you’ve arrived — glad you could make it. Help yourself to the brandy and grab a seat; we have important matters to discuss. You see, Beef Products Inc. (BPI) — a company with a quintessentially patriotic name — has launched a brave legal… Read More ›
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‘Dredd’ Is 2012’s Greatest Non-Porn Film
Sainted Mother of Nixon — my favorite flick of 2012, Dredd, was released on 3-D Blu-ray today. And as soon as my butler finishes whipping up my standard movie snack (consisting of five pounds of bacon, a jar of mayonaisse,… Read More ›
I Just Ate A Baby
At least, the equivalent of one. Picture it, if you will: a four-pound N.Y. strip steak marinated in garlic and whiskey, seared to a perfect medium rare. It was served with a fully loaded baked potato, a half cup of… Read More ›