Transcript of phone call placed on March 14, 2013 at 3:47 a.m. local time to the Vatican residence of the overrated new Pope, Francis I: [Repeated ringing.] Pope Francis: Hola! Usted está hablando con el Papa. Unidentified Caller: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE! PF:… Read More ›
Congratulations
Congratulations To John Boehner
Transcript of phone call placed on January 4, 2013 at 3:47 a.m. ET to the Washington residence of overrated House Speaker John Boehner: [Repeated ringing.] John Boehner: Yeah. [Sound of cigarette being lit followed by muffled coughing.] Talk to me…. Read More ›
Congratulations To Jeff Bridges
Transcript of phone call placed on March 8, 2010 at 3:47 a.m. PT to the private residence of overrated actor George Clooney: [Repeated ringing.] George Clooney: Yeah. Who… Unidentified Caller: CLOOOOOOOOOONEY! GC: What? Who is this? UC: CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEY! GC: Seriously…. Read More ›