“Come in,” I said to my vice president of acquisitions Bob Laudermilk as he entered my office. “Have a seat. Would you care for a drink? An Old Fashioned, perhaps? Maybe a martini if you prefer something lighter?” Laudermilk waved… Read More ›
Crazy People
Crazy With A Chance Of Awesome
I’ve never been prouder to be a Republican than in the few days since the reigning communists booted their health care package through the legislative goalposts. And that’s really saying something, considering that the mere thought of my party affiliation… Read More ›
I Have A Deranged Stalker
I just had a bit of a scare. I was in my Olympic-sized pool, drifting along with my eyes closed on an inflatable raft that looks like a tropical island, when I heard one of my least favorite sounds in… Read More ›