U Is For Ugly

White noise filled the room; the kind of staticky, dull roar emitted by a television or radio that’s stuck between channels. I briefly wondered about the source, but my sleep-encrusted eyes weren’t quite up to the challenge of any serious… Read More ›

I Hate Morons

Some days I strongly consider walking away from my lucrative career and retiring to a private island with my untold riches and an ever-rotating gross of the world’s finest prostitutes. I really do. And this was certainly one of those… Read More ›