I’m Off To Saudi Arabia

Business, unfortunately, not pleasure. Not that it’ll keep me from enjoying a dark-eyed belly-dancer or three while I’m there. Don’t expect to hear from me again until Monday. If you’re Christian and plan on worshipping a zombie savior on Sunday,… Read More ›

I’ve Seen The Light

When I awoke this morning, I realized something that I’ve probably known all along had I ever stopped to think about it: despite my vast wealth, possessions, rabid womanizing and freewheeling bachelor lifestyle, I am an empty vessel. None of… Read More ›