The sweet sounds of AC/DC blasted through my open driver’s side window while I sat at a red light, enjoying a fine cigar that cost more than your average third-world family might make in a decade. Head bobbing in time to… Read More ›
Guns
I Is For Injustice
Following a long night at my favorite strip club, Boobs-a-Poppin’, I was en route to my palatial estate when a low-paid civil servant with a gun and a badge had the temerity to pull me over. “Good evening, sir,” she said… Read More ›
Pass The Melted Butter
Oh, hello there. You’ve caught me at the dining table. Moreover, my butler just dropped off my early evening meal, so I can’t talk long. Picture it if you will, though: five 10-pound lobsters, a dozen crab cakes (jumbo lump,… Read More ›
This Doesn’t Surprise Me At All
Is there no penny so low that Comrade Hussein Marx Obama Tse-Tung won’t stoop to pick it up? Bad enough that he’s gotten his high-level connections in the Kremlin to rig two consecutive American elections in his favor, but it now… Read More ›
