Happy Easter

May all your zombie-savior candy dreams come true. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to chaperone a sexy egg hunt for six call girls wearing classic Playboy Bunny costumes. Ta ta.

America The Beautiful

If you’re a foreigner, chances are you’re going to spend today eating fish & rice, smoking low-grade cigarettes, paying outrageous taxes, and watching and/or playing soccer. Because that’s how you roll. Meanwhile, here in America, we’ll be enjoying grilled meat,… Read More ›