“What the hell do you think you’re doing?” This was a dumpy, middle-aged woman, presumably the mother of the young boy I had in a half-Nelson. We were standing in the dairy aisle of my local grocery store. “Giving this… Read More ›
Idiots
Get The Hell Out Of The Left Lane
Seriously, what is it with you retards? Puttering along, sometimes not even doing the goddamned speed limit, and god’s holy bunghole forbid you should ever get the hell out of the way of faster traffic, no matter how wide the… Read More ›
Christians Can Go To Hell
That was a bad move on the part of the local Jesus Freak outfit. I hadn’t been home ten minutes when two of them showed up on my front porch, ringing the bell like nobody’s business. “Who sent you?” I… Read More ›
Homeless People Are Filthy, Disgusting
OK. I was walking down the street earlier today, enjoying a cruller and minding my own business when this dirty, smelly bum cut in front of me. “Hey buddy,” he said. “Y’got anah spare change?” “Hell no,” I said. Which… Read More ›
