“Great Nixon’s Ghost!” I barked, staring at the television in disbelief. “Where did they find this useless moron? My teenage niece could do a better job than him!” “What’s that now, guv’nor?” asked my butler Montgomery, arriving with the platter… Read More ›
Transcript of phone call placed on January 4, 2013 at 3:47 a.m. ET to the Washington residence of overrated House Speaker John Boehner: [Repeated ringing.] John Boehner: Yeah. [Sound of cigarette being lit followed by muffled coughing.] Talk to me…. Read More ›
Those who know me know there are two things I can’t abide: men who can’t get stuff done, and men who prefer to drink wine. Well, that and women who don’t put out, no matter how much you offer to… Read More ›
